Bad pick up lines

//Bad pick up lines

Bad pick up lines

Bad pick up lines

πŸ‘‰ Hey baby, wanna sit on my lap and we’ll talk about the first thing that pops up?

 

πŸ‘‰ That dress looks nice. Of course, it’d look even better crumpled up in the corner of my room.

 

πŸ‘‰ If I had to rate you from 1-10, I would rate you as a 9 because I am the one that you are missing.

 

πŸ‘‰ Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.

 

πŸ‘‰ Hey I’m looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?

 

πŸ‘‰ If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?

 

πŸ‘‰ Hey girl, what’s up? Guess what? It’s your lucky day. Out of all the girls here, I picked you to talk to.

 

πŸ‘‰ I know a great way to burn off the calories from that pastry you just ate.

 

πŸ‘‰ You: Tickle your ass with a feather? Her: What?! You: I said Particular nice weather?

 

πŸ‘‰ Hey baby, wanna play lion? OK. You go kneel right there and I’ll throw you my meat.

 

πŸ‘‰ You are almost as beautiful as my sister. But well, you know, that’s illegal.

 

πŸ‘‰ Hey baby, wanna play carnival? That’s where you sit on my face and I guess your age and weight.

 

πŸ‘‰ If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.

 

πŸ‘‰ Pardon me, is there a mirror in your pocket? Because I keep seeing myself in your pants.

 

πŸ‘‰ Is your father a thief? Because he stole the stars from the skies and put them in your eyes!

 

πŸ‘‰ What’s a nice girl like you doing with a face like that?

 

πŸ‘‰ Great legs, what time do they open?

 

πŸ‘‰ I can sense that you’re a terrific lover, and it intimidates me a little.

 

πŸ‘‰ Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? (Pull your pockets inside out.) Would you like to?

 

πŸ‘‰ You know I really am James Bond’s body double.

 

πŸ‘‰ You look like an angel that fell from heaven and hit its face on the pavement.

 

πŸ‘‰ Stand back, I’m a doctor! You go get an ambulance and I’ll loosen her clothes.

 

πŸ‘‰ You must be from Tennassee! Because you are the only TEN I see!

 

πŸ‘‰ Would you like to have breakfast tomorrow? Should I nudge you or call you?

 

πŸ‘‰ Were your parents Greek gods? Because it takes two gods to make a goddess.

 

πŸ‘‰ Hey baby! Wanna go get some pizza and screw? What you don’t like pizza?

 

πŸ‘‰ Hold out your hand to her, and say, β€˜Can you hold this while I go for a walk?

 

πŸ‘‰ Hey Baby! I’d like to use your thighs as earmuffs.

 

πŸ‘‰ Think you can dance in those shoes?

 

πŸ‘‰ From one to America, how free are you tonight?

 

πŸ‘‰ Hi, the voices in my head told me to come talk to you!

 

πŸ‘‰ I feel like a Toyota because I couldn’t stop myself from accelerating over to you.

 

πŸ‘‰ I’m new in town, could I get directions to your place?

 

πŸ‘‰ Miss, if you’ve lost your virginity, could I have the box it came in?

 

πŸ‘‰ I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together.

 

πŸ‘‰ That’s a really nice smile you’ve got, shame that’s not all you are wearing.

 

πŸ‘‰ Was your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?

 

πŸ‘‰ Are you by chance an archaeologist? Because I have a large bone that needs to be examined.

 

πŸ‘‰ Are you a musician vampire? Because my organ is filling up with blood.

 

πŸ‘‰ That’s a nice shirt. Could I talk you out of it?

 

πŸ‘‰ Do you sleep on your front? Do you mind if I do?

 

πŸ‘‰ You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.

 

πŸ‘‰ Are you a magician? Because Abraca-DAYUM!

 

πŸ‘‰ Walk up to a lady at a social gathering (party, club, etc.) and simply ask, β€œare you ready to go home now?

 

πŸ‘‰ OK, you can stand next to me as long as you don’t talk about the heat.

 

πŸ‘‰ Do you drink milk? It sure did your body good.

 

πŸ‘‰ If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.

 

πŸ‘‰ Are your legs tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day.

 

πŸ‘‰ You’re like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.

 

πŸ‘‰ You have pretty eyeballs. Of course they’d be better if they were eyeing my pretty balls.

 

πŸ‘‰ You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!

 

πŸ‘‰ Once a guy told me, β€˜If you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple.

 

πŸ‘‰ Was your father a farmer? Because you sure have grown some nice melons!

 

πŸ‘‰ Was it love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

 

πŸ‘‰ Screw me if I’m wrong, but isn’t your name Gretchen?

 

πŸ‘‰ Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?

 

πŸ‘‰ What’s your favorite silverware? Because I like to spoon!

 

πŸ‘‰ Do you have any Italian in you? Would you like some?

 

πŸ‘‰ Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?

 

πŸ‘‰ Hey Baby! I’d like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag!

 

πŸ‘‰ I’m not sure what quidditch position you play, but I bet you’re a keeper.

 

πŸ‘‰ Hey, here’s the word for the day: legs. Whatdya say we go upstairs and spread the word?!

 

πŸ‘‰ Is your name Google? Because you’re the answer to everything I’m searching for.

 

πŸ‘‰ You know, I never was to good at math… like if I put you and I together, I’d get 69.

 

πŸ‘‰ Are you religious? Cause I’m the answer to all your prayers!

 

πŸ‘‰ Charmanders are red, mudkips are blue, if you were a Pokemon, I’d choose you.

 

πŸ‘‰ Can you believe that just a few hours ago we’d never even been to bed together?

 

πŸ‘‰ Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

 

πŸ‘‰ If it’s true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.

 

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