Bad pick up lines
👉 Hey baby, wanna sit on my lap and we’ll talk about the first thing that pops up?
👉 That dress looks nice. Of course, it’d look even better crumpled up in the corner of my room.
👉 If I had to rate you from 1-10, I would rate you as a 9 because I am the one that you are missing.
👉 Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
👉 Hey I’m looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?
👉 If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?
👉 Hey girl, what’s up? Guess what? It’s your lucky day. Out of all the girls here, I picked you to talk to.
👉 I know a great way to burn off the calories from that pastry you just ate.
👉 You: Tickle your ass with a feather? Her: What?! You: I said Particular nice weather?
👉 Hey baby, wanna play lion? OK. You go kneel right there and I’ll throw you my meat.
👉 You are almost as beautiful as my sister. But well, you know, that’s illegal.
👉 Hey baby, wanna play carnival? That’s where you sit on my face and I guess your age and weight.
👉 If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.
👉 Pardon me, is there a mirror in your pocket? Because I keep seeing myself in your pants.
👉 Is your father a thief? Because he stole the stars from the skies and put them in your eyes!
👉 What’s a nice girl like you doing with a face like that?
👉 Great legs, what time do they open?
👉 I can sense that you’re a terrific lover, and it intimidates me a little.
👉 Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? (Pull your pockets inside out.) Would you like to?
👉 You know I really am James Bond’s body double.
👉 You look like an angel that fell from heaven and hit its face on the pavement.
👉 Stand back, I’m a doctor! You go get an ambulance and I’ll loosen her clothes.
👉 You must be from Tennassee! Because you are the only TEN I see!
👉 Would you like to have breakfast tomorrow? Should I nudge you or call you?
👉 Were your parents Greek gods? Because it takes two gods to make a goddess.
👉 Hey baby! Wanna go get some pizza and screw? What you don’t like pizza?
👉 Hold out your hand to her, and say, ‘Can you hold this while I go for a walk?
👉 Hey Baby! I’d like to use your thighs as earmuffs.
👉 Think you can dance in those shoes?
👉 From one to America, how free are you tonight?
👉 Hi, the voices in my head told me to come talk to you!
👉 I feel like a Toyota because I couldn’t stop myself from accelerating over to you.
👉 I’m new in town, could I get directions to your place?
👉 Miss, if you’ve lost your virginity, could I have the box it came in?
👉 I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together.
👉 That’s a really nice smile you’ve got, shame that’s not all you are wearing.
👉 Was your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?
👉 Are you by chance an archaeologist? Because I have a large bone that needs to be examined.
👉 Are you a musician vampire? Because my organ is filling up with blood.
👉 That’s a nice shirt. Could I talk you out of it?
👉 Do you sleep on your front? Do you mind if I do?
👉 You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
👉 Are you a magician? Because Abraca-DAYUM!
👉 Walk up to a lady at a social gathering (party, club, etc.) and simply ask, “are you ready to go home now?
👉 OK, you can stand next to me as long as you don’t talk about the heat.
👉 Do you drink milk? It sure did your body good.
👉 If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.
👉 Are your legs tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day.
👉 You’re like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
👉 You have pretty eyeballs. Of course they’d be better if they were eyeing my pretty balls.
👉 You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
👉 Once a guy told me, ‘If you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple.
👉 Was your father a farmer? Because you sure have grown some nice melons!
👉 Was it love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
👉 Screw me if I’m wrong, but isn’t your name Gretchen?
👉 Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?
👉 What’s your favorite silverware? Because I like to spoon!
👉 Do you have any Italian in you? Would you like some?
👉 Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
👉 Hey Baby! I’d like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag!
👉 I’m not sure what quidditch position you play, but I bet you’re a keeper.
👉 Hey, here’s the word for the day: legs. Whatdya say we go upstairs and spread the word?!
👉 Is your name Google? Because you’re the answer to everything I’m searching for.
👉 You know, I never was to good at math… like if I put you and I together, I’d get 69.
👉 Are you religious? Cause I’m the answer to all your prayers!
👉 Charmanders are red, mudkips are blue, if you were a Pokemon, I’d choose you.
👉 Can you believe that just a few hours ago we’d never even been to bed together?
👉 Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
👉 If it’s true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.