Best pick up lines

//Best pick up lines

Best pick up lines

Best pick up lines

I’m going to kiss you now. Say “Kiss me” now if you want me to stop.
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Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
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Your lips look lonely. Let me introduce them to mine.
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The Funniest Pick Up Lines Ever – Is There A Mirror
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Are you an orphanage? Because I wanna give you kids.
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Do you want to go and do what I’m going to tell my friends we did anyway?
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I’m afraid I was blinded by your beauty. I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.
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Don’t let me be the one that got away.
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Please tell your breasts to stop staring at my eyes.
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Is your body from McDonald’s? Because I’m loving it.
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I noticed you don’t have a penis between your legs. Would you like me to put one there?
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I think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me.
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Do you sleep on your stomach? If not, can I?
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Somebody call the cops. It’s got to be illegal to look that good.
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I’ve had such an off week but seeing you just turns me on.
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You’re so hot, you must be the reason for global warming.
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I’ve lost my rubber duckie, will you bathe with me instead?
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The best pick up lines ever – Is your name Google?
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Is your name Google? Because you’re the answer to everything I’m looking for.
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If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.
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Was your mother a beaver? Because DAAAAMN girl!
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Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.
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I bet you $10 you’re gonna turn me down.
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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van.
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I would flirt with you, but I’d rather seduce you with my awkwardness.
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I have amnesia, do I come here often?
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I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together.
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I don’t need Twitter, I’m already following you.
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The word of the day is ‘legs’, let’s go back to my place and spread the word.
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If it’s true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
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I may not be Fred Flintstone but I bet I can make your Bed Rock!
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Are you a banana, because I find you so a-peel-ing?
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Remember me? No? Oh that’s right, I’ve only met you in my dreams.
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Hey girl, you’re gonna have to stop eating magnets; you’re making me attracted to you.
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Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.
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Did you get your licenses suspended for driving all these guys crazy?
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If you were a bogey, I would pick you first.
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You’re hot, I’m ugly. Let’s make average babies.
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What do I have to do to get on your drunk dial list?
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You make me wish I wasn’t gay.
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Are you accepting applications for your fan club?
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If you were a basketball, I’d never shoot because I’d always miss you.
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Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme?
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Do you know what this shirt is made of? Boyfriend material
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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.
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Are you tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day.
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Do you know what’s on the menu tonight, girl?

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