Black jokes

//Black jokes

Black jokes

Black jokes

▶ How many black people does it take to pave a road?Depends on how heavy the roller is.

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▶ How many black people does it take to single a roof?Depends on how thin you slice um.

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▶ What’s the definition of black foreplay? Don’t scream or I’ll kill you.

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▶ How did they improve the transportation in Harlem? Moved the trees closer together.

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▶ What did the black women get for getting an abortion? Fat cash from crime stoppers.

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▶ What do you call a black with no arms? Trustworthy.

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▶ Did you hear about Klu Klux Knievel?He tried to jump over 8 blacks with a steam roller.

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▶ What do you call a black guys condom? A duffel bag.

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▶ What do you call a black man in a tree? A branch manager.

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▶ What do you call a black man in Thailand? A tycoon.

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▶ What did the black women get for getting an abortion?Fat cash from crime stoppers.

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▶ What did the white redneck say to his wife when she told him their black neighbors was coming over for Christmas?So much for a white Christmas this year!

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▶ How do you keep black people out of your back yard?Hang one in the front!!

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▶ Why do black women where high heels? So their knuckles don’t drag.

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▶ What do they do with blacks after they die? Gut them and use them as wetsuits.

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▶ A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant.It’s called Nacho Mama.

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▶ Blacks took over Toys R us.The renamed it to We B toys.

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▶ What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? The NBA

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▶ Why are black people so tall? Because their knee grows.

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▶ Why did God invent golf? So white people could dress up like blacks.

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▶ Why do black people wear hats covering their face? So the birds don’t shit on their lips.

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▶ What do you call a barn full of blacks? Farm equipment.

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▶ Why do black women where high heels? So their knuckles don’t drag.

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▶ Why do blacks always have sex on their minds? Because of the pubic hair on their heads.

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▶ Why do blacks bury their dead upside down? To use them as bike racks.

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▶ Why do blacks keep their fly’s open? In case they have to count to eleven.

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▶ How do you get a black man out of a tree? Cut the rope.

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▶ How do you get them down once they’re stuck? Tell Mexican kids they’re pinatas.

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▶ How do you know Adam and Eve weren’t black? Ever try and take a rib from a black.

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▶ How do you make a black nervous? Take him to an auction.

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▶ Why are black people like jelly beans?No one likes the black ones.

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▶ Do you know why so many blacks were killed in Vietnam?Because every time the sergeant said: “Get down!” they stood up and started dancing.

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▶ Have you ever seen a black person on the Jetsons?NO. Looks like a good future doesn’t it?

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▶ How can you tell when a black as been on your computer?It is not there.

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▶ How did the black girl know her mother was on the rag?Her brothers dick tasted funny.

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▶ How did they improve the transportation in Harlem?Moved the trees closer together.

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▶ How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Hang one in the front!

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▶ Why are black guys eyes red after sex? From the pepper spray.

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▶ How can you tell a black person is lying? His lips are moving.

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▶ Why is Stevie Wonder Smiling all the time? He doesn’t know he’s black.

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▶ What do you call a 80 year old black guy? Antique farm equipment.

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▶ How do they say “fuck you” in Los Angeles? Trust me.

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▶ How did they invent break dancing?Trying to steal the hubcaps off a moving car.

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▶ What do u call 1,000 black people on a plane back to Africa? A good start.

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▶ Son asking father. Why are niggers so black daddy? Well son, whip this one while I think about it.

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▶ What do you call a black guy with a fan? Antique air conditioner.

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▶ Why is Stevey Wonder Smiling all t Why are black peoples nostrils so big? Because that’s what God held them by when he was painting them.

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▶ What do you call 100 niggers on the bottom of the sea? A good start.

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▶ What travels at 200km’s a hour? A black man hearing a dollar drop to the ground.

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▶ What do you call a black guy who goes to college? A Basketball player.

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▶ Why are aspirins white? Because they work.he time? He doesn’t know he’s black.

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▶ Why don’t blacks like Tylenol? They have to pick cotton to get to them.

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