Cheesy Pick Up Lines

//Cheesy Pick Up Lines

Cheesy Pick Up Lines

Cheesy Pick Up Lines

Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.

Hershey’s makes millions of kisses a day.. .all I’m asking for is one from you.

Hey babe, how about a pizza and a f**k? [No] What’s wrong, don’t you like pizza?

Baby you make palms sweaty, knees weak, arms spaghetti.

You dropped something! What? (Point at the ground) Your standards.

You look like my mom!

They say a girls best friend are her legs. But even the best of friends sometimes have to part.

Those are nice jeans, do you think I could get in them?

Vogue just called, they want to put you on the cover.

How does it feel to be the most beautiful girl in this place?

I enjoy doing maintenance, you look like someone I would like to tinker” around with.

How is your fever? [What fever?] Oh… you just look hot to me.

Guy: I bet you’re a C-cup. Girl: How’d you know that? Guy: My testicles are the same size.

Hello are you married? [Yes] Well I didn’t hear you say “happily”.

Hello how are you? [Fine] Hey, I didn’t ask you how you looked!

My love for you is like the energizer bunny, it keeps going and going….

My mattress is a little hard. Would you like to help me break it in?

My name is [your here] but you can call me tonight!

Hey how many boyfriends have you had? (Like 10 I Think) Could I Make That 11?

Hey I see your wearing clothes, I’m wearing clothes, you know we have something in common we should get together and do something sometime.

Hey I’m looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?

I saw you girls from over there and just want to let you know that I’m taken.

You wanna know what’s big? (Pause) My house you weirdo!

Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you everyone else disappears.

Was your father a thief? ‘Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

Was your father a welder? No, why? Because those sure are acetylene tits!

Were do you hide your wings?

There are 20 angels in the world 11 are playing, 8 are sleeping and 1 of them is standing in front of me.

There are a lot of fish in the sea, but you’re the only one I’d like to mount.

There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.

Hey, are those jeans? Cuz they’re blue!!

Hey, don’t I know you? Yeah, you’re the girl with the beautiful smile.

Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?

Your ass is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it.

Your daddy must be a drug dealer, cuz you’re dope.

Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I’m lost at sea.

My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.

Oh my God! I think I love you! Now lay down!

My love for you is like dividing by zero– it cannot be defined.

I can’t believe I’ve been hear the entire evening with all these beautiful people and the moment I find ‘The One’, all I have time to say is “good bye”.

I could use some spare change and you’re a dime.

I didn’t believed in heaven, until I saw you.

Hey baby, I’d like to herd by cattle in your fertile valley.

You must be Jelly, cause jam don’t shake like that.

Sorry, I can’t hold on… I’ve already fallen for you.
Was your dad king for a day? He must have been to make a princess like you.

Was your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?

If i was cosin squared and you were sin squared we would be one.

If I were a stop light, I’d turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.

If I were a transplant surgeon, I’d give you my heart.

I’m not Asian but I’ll still eat your cat.

I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.

I’m an army recruiter. Why don’t you come over to my place and “be all you can be.”

I’m drowning in the sun and need mouth to mouth now!

I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?

I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

I don’t know which is prettier today, the water, the sky or your eyes.

I don’t know you, but I think I love you already.

I think I could fall madly in bed with you.

I may not be DQ, but I could treat you right.

I think I love you but I can’t be sure until I kiss you…

I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.
vI hope you like coffee…because I always have Folgers in my Cup

I hope you like dragons, because I’ll be dragon my balls across your face tonight.

I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are!

It’s a new world order. Have your way with me.

Is your father Lil Caeser? Cause you look Hot ‘n Ready.

It’s dark in here. Wait! It’s because all of the light is shining on you.

Is your last name Campbell? Cause you’re mm mm good!

If you were a steak you would be well done.

I’ll marry you tomorrow, but let’s honeymoon tonight.

If you were a tear drop, I would never cry for the fear of losing you.

I sneezed because God blessed me with you.

I may not be a genie, but I can make all your wishes come true!

I think I can die happy now, cause I’ve just seen a piece of heaven.

I may not be a window repairman, but I can still fill your crack in.

It’s not my fault that I fell for you, you tripped me!

Is your last name Gillette? Because you are the best a man can get.

It’s not the size of the boat. It’s the motion of the ocean.

Is your last name Whitman, because I want to sample you.

I’ve got a big nose, big hands, and really big feet. That’s right, I’m a clown.

Is your name “swiffer”? ‘Cause you just swept me off my feet.

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