▶ Behind every fat woman there is a beautiful woman. No seriously, your in the way.
▶ If I had a face like yours, I’d sue my parents.
▶ Can you finish up your life story? I got an appointment at four.
▶ I don’t think you are stupid. You just have a bad luck when thinking.
▶ You are so old, when you were a kid rainbows were black and white.
▶ Some people need a high five… in the face… with a chair. Want me to do it?
▶ You’re so fake, Barbie is jealous.
▶ The reason old man use Viagra is not that they are impotent. It’s that old women are so very ugly.
▶ Aww, it’s so cute when you try to talk about things you don’t understand.
▶ Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?
▶ The fact that no one understands you doesn’t mean you’re an artist.
▶ So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.
▶ If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.
▶ You’re like school in the summertime – no class.
▶ I’m busy, you’re ugly, have a nice day.
▶ You do realize makeup isn’t going to fix your stupidity?
▶ I’m not being condescending, I’m too busy thinking about far more important things you wouldn’t understand.
▶ You’re about as sharp as a bowling ball.
▶ Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth?
▶ You inspire my inner serial killer.
▶ A sharp tongue does not mean you have a keen mind.
▶ You’re IQ’s lower than your shoe size.
▶ If what you don’t know can’t hurt you, you’re invulnerable.
▶ I’m glad to see you’re not letting your education get in the way of your ignorance.
▶ How many times do I have to flush before you go away?
If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on earth.
▶ I can feel my personality turning a dull shade of grey when I talk to you.
▶ Ordinarily people live and learn. You just live.
▶ When I look into your eyes, I see straight through to the back of your head.
▶ I see that you’ve set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
▶ You started at the bottom… and it’s been downhill ever since.
▶ I could say nice things about you, but I’d rather tell the truth.
▶ If opposites attract, then I hope you meet someone who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.
▶ Aha, I see the Fuck-Up Fairy has visited us again!
▶ What language are you speaking? Cause it sounds like bullshit.
▶ Don’t let you mind wander – it’s far too small to be let out on its own.
▶ I’m not saying I hate you I’m just saying if you got hit by a bus, I would be driving that bus.
▶ Ever since I saw you in your family tree I’ve wanted to cut it down.
▶ Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today.
▶ You should have been born in the Dark Ages; you look terrible in the light!