Clever insults

//Clever insults

Clever insults

Clever insults

▶ Behind every fat woman there is a beautiful woman. No seriously, your in the way.

 

▶ If I had a face like yours, I’d sue my parents.

 

▶ Can you finish up your life story? I got an appointment at four.

 

▶ I don’t think you are stupid. You just have a bad luck when thinking.

 

▶ You are so old, when you were a kid rainbows were black and white.

 

▶ Some people need a high five… in the face… with a chair. Want me to do it?

 

▶ You’re so fake, Barbie is jealous.

 

▶ The reason old man use Viagra is not that they are impotent. It’s that old women are so very ugly.

 

▶ Aww, it’s so cute when you try to talk about things you don’t understand.

 

▶ Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?

 

▶ The fact that no one understands you doesn’t mean you’re an artist.

 

▶ So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.

 

▶ If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.

 

▶ You’re like school in the summertime – no class.

 

▶ I’m busy, you’re ugly, have a nice day.

 

▶ You do realize makeup isn’t going to fix your stupidity?

 

▶ I’m not being condescending, I’m too busy thinking about far more important things you wouldn’t understand.

 

▶ You’re about as sharp as a bowling ball.

 

▶ Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth?

 

▶ You inspire my inner serial killer.

 

▶ A sharp tongue does not mean you have a keen mind.

 

▶ You’re IQ’s lower than your shoe size.

 

▶ If what you don’t know can’t hurt you, you’re invulnerable.

 

▶ I’m glad to see you’re not letting your education get in the way of your ignorance.

 

▶ How many times do I have to flush before you go away?

 

If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on earth.

 

▶ I can feel my personality turning a dull shade of grey when I talk to you.

 

▶ Ordinarily people live and learn. You just live.

 

▶ When I look into your eyes, I see straight through to the back of your head.

 

▶ I see that you’ve set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

 

▶ You started at the bottom… and it’s been downhill ever since.

 

▶ I could say nice things about you, but I’d rather tell the truth.

 

▶ If opposites attract, then I hope you meet someone who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.

 

▶ Aha, I see the Fuck-Up Fairy has visited us again!

 

▶ What language are you speaking? Cause it sounds like bullshit.

 

▶ Don’t let you mind wander – it’s far too small to be let out on its own.

 

▶ I’m not saying I hate you I’m just saying if you got hit by a bus, I would be driving that bus.

 

▶ Ever since I saw you in your family tree I’ve wanted to cut it down.

 

▶ Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today.

 

▶ You should have been born in the Dark Ages; you look terrible in the light!

 

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