Clever pick up lines

//Clever pick up lines

Clever pick up lines

Clever pick up lines

» Is your name Wi-Fi? Cause I’m feeling a connection.

 

» I want you to be my emergency contact person.

 

» If I were a stoplight, I’d turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.

 

» If someone invented a time machine that could only be used by cool people, I bet you’d be able to travel back in time, no problem.

 

» You breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.

 

» If I followed you home tonight, would you promise to keep me?

 

» Do you live in a corn field, cause I’m stalking you.

 

» I could lay next to you forever. Or until we decide to go eat.

 

» I may not be the best looking guy here, but I’m the only one talking to you.

 

» Even the sun is jealous of the way you shine.

 

» If I were to look in the Mirror of Erised, I’d see the two of us together.

 

» I’m Not Actually This Tall. I’m Sitting on My Wallet.

 

» I know you’re busy today, but can you add me to your to-do list?

 

» You’re my favorite weakness!

 

» Of all the beautiful curves on your body, your smile is my favorite one.

 

» Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?

 

» What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

 

» If you held up 8 roses in the mirror, you would be able to see the 9 most beautiful things in the world.

 

» Hey gorgeous ! I’ve just finished studying the book of numbers. But I noticed I don’t have yours.

 

» You make me wish I weren’t gay!

 

» Hey girl, feel my sweater. Know what that’s made of? Boyfriend material.

 

» I’m inFATuated with you!

 

» I want someone to look at me the way I look at chocolate cake.

 

» Please stop looking so attractive, I’m trying to stop liking you.

 

» I really envy the coffee cup that’s lucky enough to kiss your lips every morning.

 

» Are you a beaver? Cause dam!

 

» Hey girl, I heard you were looking for a knight in shining armor. I just so happen to be wearing the armor of God.

 

» How about we flip a coin? If it lands on heads, you’re mine. If it lands on tails, I’m all yours.

 

» No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes.

 

» Is your name Waldo? Because someone like you is hard to find.

 

» I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?

 

» I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated with you.

 

» Are you full of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you are be au ti Full.

 

» Do you happen to love water? Good. That means that you love 80% of me.

 

» Can I get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist?

 

» With guns like these who needs a phaser?

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