Condom jokes and rhymes

//Condom jokes and rhymes

Condom jokes and rhymes

Condom jokes and rhymes

😜 Bag it before you tag it!

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😜 Before you tap it cap it.

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😜 Cage that snake then shake and bake.

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😜 Can your worm before you squirm.

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😜 Cloak the joker before you poke her.

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😜 Coat that Labrador then allow him to explore.

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😜 Contain your lizard then tickle her gizzard.

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😜 Cover that lumber before you pump her.

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😜 Cover your peter it will be much neater.

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😜 Cover your stump before you hump.

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😜 Don’t be a loner, cover your boner.

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😜 Don’t be a fool, cover your tool.

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😜 Don’t be a prick, Cover your dick

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😜 Don’t be in such a jiffy, cover your stiffy.

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😜 Don’t be silly, protect your willy.

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😜 Don’t make a mistake! Muzzle your snake.

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😜 Don’t surprise her plug your geyser.

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😜 Encase that torch before you paint her porch.

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😜 Especially in December, gift wrap your member.

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😜 Even if she’s eager, protect her beaver.

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😜 Glove your pecker before you check her.

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😜 Harness the pygmy man before entering the bearded clam.

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😜 Hood that match then scratch that thatch.

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😜 House your noodle when you release your strudel.

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😜 If you can’t shield your rocket, leave it in your pocket.

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😜 If you get into heat, package your meat.

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😜 If you’re not going to sack it, go home and whack it.

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😜 If you really love her, wear a cover.

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😜 If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize.

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😜 If you think she’ll sigh, cover old one eye

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😜 If you think she’s spunky, cover your monkey.

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😜 It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter

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😜 Never deck her with an unwrapped pecker.

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😜 No glove, No love.

😜 Put a condom on your dink before you dart it in her sink.

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😜 Put your dog in the pound and make her yelp like a hound.

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😜 Put on the sling before you get some bling!

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😜 Restrain your log then plow that bog.

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😜 Sex is cleaner with a packaged wiener.

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😜 Shelter your jerky then nab that turkey.

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😜 The right selection! Protect your erection.

😜 When in doubt, shroud your spout.

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😜 You can’t go wrong if you shield your shlong.

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😜 While your undressing Venus, dress up your penis.

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😜 Wrap it before you tap it.

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😜 Wrap it in foil before checking her oil.

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😜 Wrap that tool to catch the drool.

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😜 Wrap your bait before you mate

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😜 Constrain the little head before you stick it in the shed.

By | 2017-08-11T22:16:53+00:00 juli 30th, 2017|Funny jokes|0 Comments

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