Fat insults

//Fat insults

Fat insults

Fat insults

▶ You’re so fat, you sweat gravy.

 

▶ Your ass is so fat, your asshole is mistaken for the blackhole.

 

▶ You’re so fat, when you take a shower your feet don’t get wet!

 

▶ You know you’re fat when no one has mentioned you’re also ginger.

 

▶ You’re so fat, you leave footprints in concrete.

 

▶ You’re so fat, when you sit around the house, you sit AROUND the HOUSE.

 

▶ At least when I do a handstand my stomach doesn’t hit me in the face.

 

▶ Roses are red, and bananas are yellow yo mama so fat she giggle like jellow.

 

▶ You’re so fat you need cheat codes to play Wii Fit.

 

▶ You’re so fat your belly button has an echo echo echo…

 

▶ You’re so fat your shadow casts a shadow.

 

▶ I see you were so impressed with your first chin that you added two more.

 

▶ Get off your high horse! You’re too fat and the horse is in pain.

 

▶ Every time someone calls you fat I get so depress I cut myself… a piece of cake.

 

▶ You’re so fat, when God said let their be light, he said get your fat ass out the way.

 

▶ You’re so fat, when you wear a yellow rain coat people scream “taxi”.

 

▶ You’re so fat, a picture of you would fall off the wall!

 

▶ Damn! How long have you been pregnant?

 

▶ You’re so fat, if you got your shoes shined, you’d have to take their word for it!

 

▶ You’re so fat, you have to strap a beeper on your belt to warn people you are backing up.

 

▶ You’re so fat, when you get bored of eating donuts, you shove two up your ass for the winter.

 

▶ Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head.

 

▶ People like you are the reason I work out.

 

▶ Hey, you have somthing on your chin… no, the 3rd one down.

 

▶ You’re so fat, when you get into row boat it becomes a submarine.

 

▶ You’re so fat the only letters of the alphabet you know are KFC.

 

▶ There are more calories in your stomach than in the local supermarket!

 

▶ When you stepped on the scale I thought my phone number popped up.

 

▶ You have enough fat to make another human.

 

▶ You’re so fat, your double chin has a double chin.

 

▶ Everyone stop insulting him, he has enough on his plate already.

 

▶ You’re so fat, you have to use a mattress as a maxi-pad.

 

▶ You must be on the seafood diet. When you see food, you eat it!

 

▶ I’ve been told that inside every fat person, there’s someone beautiful… I’m just wondering who the hell you ate?

 

▶ You didn’t fall out of the stupid tree. You were dragged through dumbass forest.

 

▶ When was the last time you could see your whole body in the mirror?

 

▶ You’re so fat, I took a picture of you last Christmas and it’s still printing.

 

▶ You look like a before picture.

 

▶ I’m not saying you’re fat, but it looks like you were poured into your clothes and someone forgot to say “when”.

 

▶ Behind every fat person there’s someone beautiful. No seriously, you’re in the way.

 

▶ You’re so fat, you could sell shade.

 

▶ Are you in some kind of fitness protection program?

By | 2017-08-12T20:31:05+00:00 august 12th, 2017|Insults|0 Comments

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