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Hilarious jokes

Hilarious for kids

Q: What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
A: Nacho cheese!

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Q: Why did the man run around his bed?
A: Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!

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Q: If April showers bring Mayflowers, what do Mayflowers bring?
A: Pilgrims!

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Q: Why are elephants so wrinkled?
A: Because they take too long to iron!

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming?
A: “Here come the elephants!”

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Q: How do all the oceans say hello to each other?
A: They wave!

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Q: What do you call a cow with two legs?
A: Lean meat!

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Q: What has four wheels and flies?
A: A garbage truck!

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Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
A: Of course! The Empire State Building can’t jump!

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Q: Why do bees have sticky hair?
A: Because they use honey combs!

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Q: What did one wall say to the other wall?
A: I’ll meet you at the corner!

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Q: Why did the math book look so sad?
A: Because it had so many problems!

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Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A: A gummy bear!

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Q: Why are ghosts bad liars?
A: Because you can see right through them!

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Q: What animal needs to wear a wig?
A: A bald eagle!

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Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite!

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Q: How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?
A: Your head hits the ceiling!

By | 2017-08-11T22:23:50+00:00 juli 30th, 2017|Funny jokes|0 Comments

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