Knock knock jokes

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Knock knock jokes



Knock knock jokes

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Amanda
Amanda who?
A man da fix your sink!

 

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alfie
Alfie who?
Alfie terrible if you leave!

 

Knock, knock.
Who’s there
Amish
Amish Who?
Aw How sweet. I miss you too.

 

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abby.
Abby who?

 

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Earl
Earl who?
Earl be glad to get to bed, I’m tired.

 

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Europe
Europe who?
Europe early this morning!

 

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ferdie!
Ferdie who?
Ferdie last time open this door!

 

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
France
France who?
France of the family!

 

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Britney Spears
Britney Spears who?
Knock, knock – oops i did it again.

 

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Butch, Jimmy and Joe.
Butch, Jimmy, and Joe Who?
Butch your arms around me, Jimmy a kiss, and let’s Joe.

 

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Burglar
Burglar who?
Burglars don’t knock!

 

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Caesar.
Caesar who?
Caesar quick, she’s running away.

 

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cows go.
Cow’s go who?
No, silly. Cows go Moo!

 

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cook.
Cook who?
Yes you are!

 

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cows vCows who?
Cows go moo not who!

 

nock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hey
Hey who?
Hey ho, hey ho, it’s off to work we go!

By | 2017-09-30T21:00:15+00:00 juli 30th, 2017|Funny jokes|0 Comments

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