Mexican jokes

//Mexican jokes

Mexican jokes

Mexican jokes

✅ Why do mexicans have small stearing wheels?
-so they can drive with handcuffs on

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✅ Why do mexicans wear their baseball cap with the brim up?
-So they have a place to keep their taco.

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✅ Why do mexican kids walk around school like they own the place?
-Because their dads built it and their mom clean it

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✅ What are the first 3 words in every mexican cookbook?
-steal a chicken

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✅ What do you do when a Mexican is riding a bike?
-Chase after him, it’s probably yours!

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✅ What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a black person?
– Somebody too lazy to steal.

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✅ Why do mexican kids walk around school like they own the place?
– Because their dads built it and their mom clean it

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✅ What’s the difference between Jesus and Mexicans?
– Jesus doesn’t have Mexicans tattooed all over him.

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✅ What do you call a mexican on a riding lawnmower?
– Promoted

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✅ Did you hear about the Mexican train killer?
-He had locomotives.

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✅ Why do mexicans have small steering wheels?
-so they can drive with handcuffs on

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✅ Why aren’t there any mexican’s in hell?
-they jumped the border.

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✅ What do you call a group of drunk mexicans?
-Baked beans

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✅ Why do Mexicans cross the border in pairs?
-Because it says no tres passing.

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✅ What do you call a Mexican with a new car?
-A felon.

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✅ Why do Mexicans have small steering wheels?
-So they can drive with handcuffs on!

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✅ Why don’t Mexicans play hide and seek?
-Cause nobody will look for them?

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✅ Why do mexicans have small stearing wheels?
-So they can drive with handcuffs on.

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✅ Why do mexican kids walk around school like they own the place?
-Because their dads built it and their mom clean it.

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✅ Why cant mexicans play uno?
-Because they always steal the green card.

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✅ What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower
-Useless unemployed mexicant.

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✅ How many people can one man keep behind a wall?
-The entire population of Mexico. – Donald Trump

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✅ Why were there only 5,000 mexican soldiers at the battle of Alamo?
-They only had two vans.

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✅ What do you call a Mexican driving a BMW?
-Grand Theft Auto.

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✅ What do you call a Mexican without a lawn mower?
-Unemployed.

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✅ Why are there no Mexicans in Star Trek?
– They don’t work in the future either!

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✅ Why do mexicans wear their baseball cap with the brim up?
– So they have a place to keep their taco.

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✅ Why don’t Mexicans play hide and seek?
– Cause nobody will look for them?

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✅ How do you stop a Mexican tank?
-Shoot the Beaner pushing it.

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✅ What is the difference between a pizza and a mexican?
– A pizza can feed a family of four.
By | 2017-08-11T22:30:09+00:00 juli 12th, 2017|Funny jokes|0 Comments

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