Pick up lines for girls

//Pick up lines for girls

Pick up lines for girls

Pick up lines for girls

Boy, are you a spur-of-the-moment pedicure?
‘Cuz I’m suddenly really regretting not shaving earlier.

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Are you an Uber surge during a rainstorm?
Because I’m down if it means getting out of these wet clothes.

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Are you my skin after I stress-eat a bunch of cheese during finals week?
Because I’m dying for a facial.

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Are you the online order I placed a few days ago?
Cuz I’ve been waiting for you all day.

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Am I on an episode of Fixer Upper?
Because I’ve never seen hardwood like that in real life.

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You’re just like a wine tasting. They say to spit, but I always prefer swallowing.

Are you my Instagram feed right before bedtime?
‘Cuz I’m about to double-tap you over and over again until I pass out.

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Are you my bank account after the direct deposit hits?
Because I’m about to go to town.

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Ask me why I’m so tired. It’s because I’ve been kegeling all day.

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Are you a supermarket sample?
‘Cuz I wanna taste you again and again without any sense of shame.

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I’m just like a pore strip. Hard to get off, but extremely satisfied once you do.

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