Pick Up Lines

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Bad pick up lines

 Hey baby, wanna sit on my lap and we’ll talk about the first thing that pops up?

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 That dress looks nice. Of course, it’d look even better crumpled up in the corner of my room.

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 If I had to rate you from 1-10, I would rate you as a 9 because I am the one that you are missing.

 

Best pick up lines

I’m going to kiss you now. Say “Kiss me” now if you want me to stop.
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Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
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Your lips look lonely. Let me introduce them to mine.
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The Funniest Pick Up Lines Ever – Is There A Mirror

 

Clever pick up lines

» Is your name Wi-Fi? Cause I’m feeling a connection.

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» I want you to be my emergency contact person.

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» If I were a stoplight, I’d turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.

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» If someone invented a time machine that could only be used by cool people, I bet you’d be able to travel back in time, no problem.

 

Cheesy Pick Up Lines

Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
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Hershey’s makes millions of kisses a day.. .all I’m asking for is one from you.
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Hey babe, how about a pizza and a f**k? [No] What’s wrong, don’t you like pizza?
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Baby you make palms sweaty, knees weak, arms spaghetti.

 

Cute pick up lines

 
 If you can dance, you have my hand, but if you can sing, you have my heart.

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 You really shouldn’t wear makeup. You’re messing with perfection!

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 Your earrings are the mirrors which reflect the moonlight into your eyes.

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 You must be Halle Berry’s twin sister; the one they don’t talk about because she’s much more beautiful.

 

Good pick up lines

When a penguin finds its mate they stay together for the rest of their lives. Will you be my penguin?

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 If i told you the word of the day was legs. would you come to my place and spread the word?

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 I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you. (kiss her) oh.. seems like I lost the bet.

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 You look so cute standing there you diserve a prize, dinner with me!

 

Pick up lines for girls

Boy, are you a spur-of-the-moment pedicure?
‘Cuz I’m suddenly really regretting not shaving earlier.

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Are you an Uber surge during a rainstorm?
Because I’m down if it means getting out of these wet clothes.

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Are you my skin after I stress-eat a bunch of cheese during finals week?
Because I’m dying for a facial.

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Are you the online order I placed a few days ago?
Cuz I’ve been waiting for you all day.

 

Romantic pick up lines

 Do you hear that? That rhythmic pounding noise? Oh it’s just my heart beating.

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 I believe there is something in your eye. Er, no wait, it was just a sparkle.

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 So your dad – was he a king or something? (Why?) Well, he must have been a king to make a princess like you.

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 I know I don’t have a chance with you – but I’ve always wanted to hear an angel speak.

 

Sweet pick up lines

 When I’m older, I’ll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I’ll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.

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 I love you with all my circles, not my heart, Because Heart’s break and circles go on forever.

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 Excuse me, can you empty your pockets? I believe you have stolen my heart.

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 I think there’s something wrong with my eyes because I can’t take them off you.