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Star wars jokes

Q: What did the rancor say after he ate a Wookiee?
A: Chewie!
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Q: What do you call the website that divulges the secrets of the Galactic Empire?
A: Wookieeleaks.
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Q: What do sand people use to find their enemies?
A: Tuscan radar.
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Q: Why does Princess Leia keep her hair tied up in buns?
A: So it doesn’t Hang Solow!
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Q: What does Yoda say to encourage a Padawan before a test?
A: Do well, you will do!

Q: What do you call two suns fighting each other?
A: Star Wars.
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Q: Which Jedi loved to eat corn?
A: Maize Windu.
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Q: Why did the smuggler cross the spacelanes?
A: To get to the other side.
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Q: Why did the crazy Angrallian Toobir cross the nebula?
A: To get to the other dementia.
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Q: Why did Kit Fisto storm out of the sushi restaurant?
A: Because they were serving Mon Calamari.
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Q: What goes, “Ha, ha, ha, haaaa…. AGGGHHHH! Thump”?
A: An Imperial Officer laughing at Darth Vader.
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Q: Why was the droid angry?
A: People kept pushing its buttons.
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Q: Have you tried the gluten-free wookiee treats?
A: I heard they are a little Chewy.
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Q: What happens when a red and white X-Wing crashes into green water?
A: It gets wet.
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Q: How does Darth Vader like his toast?
A: On the Dark Side.
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Q: What’s a Rebel’s favourite TV talent show?
A: X-wing Factor.
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Q: Why do vornksrs stop slowly?
A: They’re afraid of whiplash.
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Q: What do Jawa’s have that no other creature in the galaxy has?
A: Baby Jawas.
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Q: How many stormtroopers does it take to replace a lightbulb?
A: Two; one to screw the bulb in, the other to shoot him and take the credit.
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Q: What side of an Ewok has the most hair?
A: The outside.
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Q: What do Whipids say when they kiss?
A: Ouch.
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Q: Which Star Wars character works at a restaurant?
A: Darth Waiter.
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Q: What kind of car takes you to a Jedi?
A: A ToYoda.
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Q: Why is a droid mechanic never lonely?
A: Because he’s always making new friends!
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Q: Why is a Jedi knight never lonely?
A: Because the force is always with him.
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Q: Where does Princess Leia go shopping for clothing and such?
A: At the Darth Maul, of course.
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Q: Why is Luke Skywalker always invited on picnics?
A: He always has the forks with him.
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Q: What do you call a nervous Jedi?
A: Panicking Skywalker.
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Q: Why is Yoda such a good gardener?
A: Because he has a green thumb.
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Q: Why did the angry Jedi cross the road?
A: To get to the Dark Side.
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Q: Why was Darth Vader bad at sports?
A: He always choked.
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Q: What did the sweet potato say to Luke Skywalker?
A: I yam your father.
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Q: Why didn’t Yoda have body odor?
A: He wore de-yoda-rant.
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Q: How do Ewoks communicate over long distances?
A: With Ewokie Talkies.
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Q: What do Gungans put things in?
A: Jar Jars.
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Q: What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?
A: Chocolate Chip Wookiee.
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Q: Which Star Wars character uses meat for a weapon instead of a Lightsaber?
A: Obi Wan Baloney.
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Q: What kind of vehicle did Watto drive?
A: A wattomobile.
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Q: What do you call Harrison Ford when he smokes weed?
A: Han So-high.
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Q: What do you call a pirate droid?
A: Argh2-D2.
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Q: What do you call a female Mandalorian?
A: A Womandalorian.
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Q: Who tries to be a Jedi?
A: Obi-Wannabe.
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Q: What do you call it when a wookie gets to play the guitar alone onstage?
A: A Han Solo.
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Q: What do you call a bounty hunter from the South?
A: Bubba Fett.
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Q: Where does Jabba the Hutt eat?
A: Pizza Hutt.
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Q: What do Star Destroyers wear to parties?
A: A bow TIE.
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Q: How many Sith does it take to screw in a hyperdrive?
A: Two, but I don’t know how they got in it.
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Q: What do you call a Mexican jedi?
A: Obi-Juan Kenobi.
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Q: What do you call Mexican Jedi apprentice?
A: PadaJuan.
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Q: Why did Darth Vader throw steaks at Luke Skywalker?
A: So he could MEAT his destiny.
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Q: Which Jedi became a rock star?
A: Bon Jovi-Wan Kenobi.
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Q: Why didn’t Luke Skywalker cross the road?
A: Because he got a ticket for Skywalking.
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Q: When did Anakin’s Jedi masters know he was leaning towards the dark side?
A: In the Sith Grade.
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Q: Why do Doctors make the best Jedi?
A: Because a Jedi must have patience.
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Q: What’s Boba Fett’s favourite Christmas tune?
A: Jango bells, Jango bells, Jango all the way…
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Q: What do you call a Sith who won’t fight?
A: A Sithy.
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Q: What do you call 5 siths piled on top of a lightsaber?
A: A Sith-Kabob!
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Q: What do you call a Jedi in denial?
A: Obi-Wan Cannot Be.
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Q: Which imperial officer hated Thanksgiving?
A: Grand Moff Turkeyn
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Q: Why did Yoda visit Bank of America yesterday?
A: He needed a bank clone!
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Q: What was Jango’s favorite pasta?
A: Fett-ucine.
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Q: Why does Leia wear buns on her head?
A: In case she gets hungry in a Senate meeting.
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Q: What do you call a Jedi who loves tacos?
A: Obi-Juan Kenobi.
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Q: Why did Yoda cross the road?
A: Because the chickens Forced him to.
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Q: As a Disney character what song would Vader sing?
A: “When You Wish Upon A Death Star”.
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Q: What do you get if you mix a fruit with a bounty hunter?
Mango Fett!

Q: What is Jabba the Hutt’s middle name?
A: “The”.
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Q: How do you unlock doors on Kashyyyk?
A: With a woo-key.
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Q: What do you call a person who brings a rancor its dinner?
A: The appetizer.
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Q: How many Sith’s does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None – they like it on the dark side!
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Q: How many Corellians does it take to change a glowpanel?
A: None, if the room’s dark, then you can’t see them cheat at sabacc.
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Q: What do you need to reroute droids?
A: R2-Detour!
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Q: Luke and Obi-Wan are in a Chinise restaurant and Luke’s having trouble.
A: Finally, Obi-Wan says, “Use the forks, Luke.”
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Q: How would a fat Rogue get into his X-wing?
A: He’d Wedge himself in.
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Q: What did the dentist say to Luke Skywalker?
A: May the floss be with you.
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Q: What do you call a 3rd grade Gungan?
A: A Yungan.
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Q: What position did Yoda play in baseball?
A: Short Stop.
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Q: What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
A: Game of Clones.
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Q: What time is it when Jabba the Hutt sits on your blaster?
A: Time to get a new blaster!
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Q: How is Ducktape like the Force?
A: It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds the galaxy together.
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Q: What do you call a potato that has turned to the Dark side?
A: Vader Tots.

Q: Where did Luke Skywalker buy a new arm?
A: At the second-hand store.
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Q: Why do Twi’leks like to flip coins?
A: So that they can say, “Heads or tails!”
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Q: Why should you never tell jokes on the Falcon?
A: The ship might crack up.

Q: Why is the Millenium Falcon so slow?
A: Because it takes a millenium to go anywhere.
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Q: What is a jedi’s favorite toy?
A: A yo-yoda.

Q: Does R2D2 have any brothers?
A: No. Only transisters.



Q: What do Jedi use to view PDF files?
A: Adobe Wan Kenobi.
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Q: What’s the name of the worst cantina on Coruscant?
A: The Ackbar.
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Q: Why did Darth Vader go to the music store?
A: To find the hidden rebel bass.
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Q: What’s the differance between an ATAT and a stormtrooper?
A: One’s an Imperial walker and the other is a walking Imperial.
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Q: Why are Death Star pilots fed up with space battles?
A: Because they always end up in a Tie.
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Q: Why did Padme Amidal keep her Boots on?
A: Because they were too BOOT-iful!
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Q: Why did the Ewok fall out of the tree?
A: It was dead.
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Q: Why did the Stormtrooper start jumping up and down?
A: He stepped on Ant-hillies.
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Q: What time is it when an AT-AT steps on your chronometer?
A: Time to get a new chronometer.
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Q: What do you call a fight between film actors?
A: Star wars!
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Q: How does Luke Skywalker always know what he’s getting for his birthday?
A: He feels the presence.
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Q: Why shouldn’t you ask Yoda for money?
A: Because he’s always a little short.

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