Yo mama jokes

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Yo mama jokes



Yo mama so fat jokes

▶ Yo Mama So Fat she has mass whether the Higgs Boson exists or not.

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▶ Yo mama is so fat that even her clothes have stretch marks!

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▶ Yo mama so fat that her Polo shirt had a real horse on it.

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▶ Yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.

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▶ Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her.

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▶ Yo momma so fat her cereal bowl comes with a life guard.

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▶ Yo mama is so fat that she has to iron her pants on the driveway.

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▶ Yo mama so fat, your front door is the garage.

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▶ Yo mama is so fat that she has to put her belt on with a boomerang.

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▶ Yo mama is so fat that she influences the tides.

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▶ Yo mama is so fat that she influences the tides.

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▶ Yo Momma so fat all she wanted for christmas is to see her feet

 

Yo mama so stupid jokes

 

▶  Yo mama’s so stupid, she put on a coat to chew winterfresh gum.

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▶ Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

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▶ Yo mama’s so stupid that she thought that babies came from the infantry.

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▶ Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refun.

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▶ Yo mama’s so stupid she eats her food stamps.

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▶ Yo mama is so stupid that she thought Delta Airlines was a sorority.

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▶ Yo mama is so stupid, she went to the aquarium to buy a Blu-Ray.

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▶ Yo mama’s so stupid, she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.

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▶ Yo mama is so stupid that she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.

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▶ Yo mama’s so stupid, she gave birth to you.

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▶ Yo mama’s so stupid, she thinks socialism means partying!

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▶ Yo mama’s so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.

 

Yo mama so old jokes

 

▶ Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

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▶ Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.

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▶ Yo mama is so old that she drove a chariot to high school.

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▶ Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

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▶ Yo mama’s so old, she knew Mr. Clean when he had an afro.

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▶ Yo mama’s so old, she co-wrote the Ten Commandments.

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▶ Yo mama so old she was best friends with Jesus.

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▶ Yo mama’s so old, she owes Jesus 3 bucks

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▶ Yo mama is so old that she has Adam & Eve’s autographs.

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▶ Yo mama’s so old, when she breast feeds, people mistake her for a fog machine.

 

Yo mama so dark jokes

 

▶ Yo mama is so dark you could not even see her pussy.

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▶ Yo mama is so dark that she bleeds molasses.

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▶ Yo Momma so dark, she was born with bad credit.

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▶ Yo mama so dark that that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal.

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▶ Yo mama so dark she has to use coffee grounds as makeup.

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▶ Yo mama is so dark that when she goes outside, the streetlights turn on.

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▶ Yo mama’s so dark, when she spits, ink comes out her mouth.

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▶ Yo mama is so dark that when her eyes are red she looks like a beeper.

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▶ Yo momma so dark you cant see when shit comes out of her crack.

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▶ Yo mama so dark that she drinks water and pees coffee.

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▶ Yo mama so dark that when she puts on yellow lipstick, she looks like a cheese burger.

 

 More yo mama jokes 

 

▶  You ever hear of No Child Left Behind? Your mother is so dumb they had to give up on her.

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▶  Yo momma so stupid, she put 2 quarters to her ears and thought she was listenin’ to 50 Cent.

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▶  Your mother is so fat, I have to use sonar to talk to her.

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▶  Yo Momma so fat that when she puts on her yellow rain coat and walks down the street people shout out cab!

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▶  Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.

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▶  Yo Mama’s so fat that when she bends over, the whole country enters daylight saving.

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▶ Yo’ Mama is like a campfire: everyone gets to stick their wiener in.

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▶  Yo momma so stupid that she brought a ruler to bed to see how long she could sleep.

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▶  Yo momma so fat her legs are like spoiled milk, white and chunky.

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▶  When your mom farts, even the skunks outside have problems breathing.

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▶  Yo mama’s so fat she has more rolls then the towns bakery.

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▶  Yo mama is so ugly, she couldn’t join an ugly contest, because was treated as a professional.

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▶  Yo mama is so fat, they sent out a search party to find her belly button.

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▶   Yo momma’s so fat, that when she fell, no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up.

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▶ Yo mama so gross …when she passes by the toilet it flushes!

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▶  Your mama is so fat and old, she was the reason Dracula vanished – she gave him diabetes.

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▶  Yo mama is so fat that her navel returns home 10 minutes before she does.



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▶  Yo mama so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.

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▶  Yo mama is so stupid not even Google could translate her.

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▶ Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!

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▶  Yo mama is so fat, she can’t even jump to conclusions.

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▶  Yo mama is so ugly, when she went to church, Jesus fell of the cross.

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▶  Yo mamas so dumb she bought tikets to see xbox live.

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▶  Yo mama is so black that when she went to night school she kept being marked as absent.

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▶  Yo momma so fat she sued Xbox 360 for guessing herweight.

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▶  Yo mama so dumb when yo father said let’s hit the Road she actually hit the road.

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▶  Yo mama so greasy and fat she uses bacon as a band aid.

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▶  Yo mama’s so old the key on Ben Franklin’s kite was to her apartment.

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▶  Yo mama is so dumb she got awarded the Nobel prize for stupidity.

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▶  Yo momma so lazy, she stuck her nose out the window and let the wind blow it.

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▶  Yo momma so fat and dumb, she tears apart computers looking for cookies.

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▶  Yo mamma so dumb she thought Starbucks was a bank.

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▶  Yo momma is so fat that Dora can’t even explore her!

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▶  Yo mama so fat she’s got her own area code!

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▶  Yo mama so dumb she tried to drown a fish.

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▶»Your mother is so fat, she sells her toenails as body armor.
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